The Return of Light Joker's definitions

tall order

a difficult task, or assignment

Getting people to accept a compromise in a polarized forum like that before the vacation is a tall order.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

zillionare

a extraordinarily rich person

I don't care if he's a zillionare, just find a way to make him understand that what he did was, and still is, wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2011

media hacking

unusual or innovative uses of electronic media to maximize the number of people who a message is conveyed to a once

Media hacking bores me to death.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2010

shades

sunglasses (always used in the plural)

They had rather tacky looking shades on the shelf.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2011

fix someone's wagon

to punish someone by striking or hitting them

I'll fix that bastard's wagon in the end. (example of fix someone's wagon)

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2012

scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

hole

1. any wretched or unpleasant place

2. the anus

3. the vagina

4. solitary confinement

5. a flaw or weakness

This school is awful. Get me out of this fucking hole already.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2009