The Return of Light Joker's definitions

quarter life crisis

young adulthood and the dilemmas that come with it

My quarter life crisis has just begun.

by The Return of Light Joker February 28, 2009

try on for size

to accept or attempt something tentatively

Let's try this routine on for size. (example of try on for size)

by The Return of Light Joker September 20, 2010

hold the fort

to assume responsibility in another person's absence

Would you hold the fort for me while I go see what happened next door?

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2010

pour cold water on

to dampen or put an end to something

The police tried to pour cold water on the party until they found they were only drinking root beer.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2009

jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

paste

1. to hit, to strike

2. to defeat decisively

3. semen

Some punk tried to paste me from behind but I spun around and caught his hand before he could act.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2010