in high cotton

well off, especially in terms of happiness or wealth(from the notion of a well developed high cotton crop that one would not need to bend over to pick, used in the Southern U.S. since the 1920)

He was in high cotton by the time he retired.

by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2009

asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 02, 2008

bracelets

a pair of handcuffs

You'll end up wearing bracelets if you don't watch what you get into.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2010

fizz

a carbonated drink, especially soda or champagne

This fizz is stale.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2010

Ywia

your welcome in advance (used in electronic media)

I've already sent the package, so Ywia.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2010

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

yodel in the canyon

1. to talk aimlessly

2. to perform oral sex on a woman

Your always yodel in the canyon when you get home. Are you sure your okay?

by The Return of Light Joker November 06, 2011