The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

break the ice

to get to know a person or people by avoiding awkwardness

This is an opportune time to break the ice.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2009

on paper

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically

The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008

rubber check

a check that can't be cashed because not enough money is on deposit (because if one did so it would bounce)

I found a rubber check in his room.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008

Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

Irish

temper, anger

Why is your Irish up over that?

by The Return of Light Joker September 3, 2010

allergic to

having a strong aversion to a particular person or thing

I am allergic to camping.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2008

x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008