boff

1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation

Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2007

punkie

a biting midge

The punkies are driving me nuts. (example of punkie)

by The Return of Light Joker June 06, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2011

hat trick

1.When a one soccer(football in Brittish English) or hockey player scores 3 goals in a single game(related to a similarly name feat in cricket, probably a reference to the magic trick of pulling a rabbit out of a hat)

2.any improbable accomplishment

The guy just did a hat trick.

by The Return of Light Joker May 01, 2008

flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2009

on cloud 9

in a state of complete happiness

He was on cloud 9 after he met her.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008

4 real

for real, seroiously

He says that 4 real.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2008