The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

play fast and loose

to behave recklessly, irresponsibly, or deceitfully toward someone or something, such as acting in a manner that contradicts conventions or guidelines

Wow! He sure does play fast and loose with money.

by The Return of Light Joker November 15, 2009

keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009

nag

1. to complain

2. an old, worn, and useless horse

3. a person who complains

Don't nag over stuff like that, it only makes me feel more like putting it off.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2009

reindeer games

activities that exclude outsiders(from the Christmas song Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)

It looks like more reindeer games are going on in the background.

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2009

swap spit

to kiss, (implied to be with a lover)

If he tried to swap spit with your sister and he had something like that, he really must be dense.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2009