Definitions by The Return of LIght Joker

washout 

a failure or disappointment

Charlie Sheen was apparently a washout as a comedian.

washout by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2011

bag of antlers 

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

bag of antlers by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

osmosis 

acquiring knowledge without actually seeking it

It was through osmosis that I learned about this blatantly undesirable video game.

osmosis by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2011

Fix it again Tony 

a Fiat brand automobile (a backronym stemming from the lack of reliability and other problems ecountered in the vehicles by U.S. owners durning the 1970's-80's)

Your Fix it again Tony is blowing out fumes again.

Fix it again Tony by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2011

neph 

a nephrologist, a doctor who specializes in the kidney

The way in which the neph went about explaining things left something to be desired.

neph by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2011

crickets

absolute silence (said of communication, from the cinematic metaphor)

All the school got from showing the add to the students was crickets.

crickets by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2011

yuppie flu 

chronic fatigue syndrome (derogatory)

Don't complete the class with a case of yuppie flu from now on. Take a break when needed.

yuppie flu by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2011