The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

oasis

a liquor store

the oasis was trashed before I could even buy something.

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

dishrag

an unclean person

It is hardly appropriate for a dishrag like you to complain about my breath.

by The Return of Light Joker November 23, 2011

bogon

the imaginary particle of which something false (bogus) is comprised

The airwaves are full of bogons tonight. (example of bogon)

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2011

chowhound

a gluttonous person

If your godfather wasn't such a chowhound, I could buy that cheese wheel I'd been eyeing.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011

territorial pissing

any territorial behavior among human beings

I'm so sick of him and his territorial pissing in front of strangers.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011

pythons

large, muscular upper arms, well developed biceps

I don't think I could top those pythons.

by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2011

nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011