hard-on

1. a erection of the penis

2. a stubborn and severe person

marketroid

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

a page made of columns and short essays appearing across from the editorial (from opposite editorial)

Their op-ed page is boring.

He got caught with acid again.

having to do with a person who is sly, ingratiating, unctuous, etc.

The way in which they see history, makes them seem all the more oily.

In order to show I was serious about making things right, I gave 110% to earn recognition for my understanding of language.

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)

The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.