klepto

a person who steals compulsively, a kleptomaniac

That kid is a damn klepto.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2011

red light district

the area of a town or city where prostitution takes place

Stay away from the red light district if you don't want to get anything nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2010

the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker December 20, 2007

fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

by The Return of Light Joker November 14, 2009

cheap date

a person who does not need very many drinks to become intoxicated.

If your a cheap date I'd hate to see your parents at a bar.

by The Return of Light Joker September 04, 2010

Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 04, 2008

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010