The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

flat-out

1. plain, open and direct

2. at full speed

3. total, complete

He just farted in my face, flat-out.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2007

issue

a problem,(a colloquialism)

I had an issue with the control panel.

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2008

wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2010

meanie

a very mean person, a cruel person(juvenile)

Leave me be you meanie.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2009

IOU

written acknowledgement of a debt and a promise to pay it back(each letter pronounced seperately)

I had to give them an IOU to shut them up.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2008

rave

1. to applaud a enthusiastically

2. a very enthusiastic description, review, etc

3. an underground party, especially involving illegal drugs

The movie has been given quite a rave.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2012

red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012