Definitions by The Return of LIght Joker

odd couple 

an extremely mismatched pair of people, an extremely unlikely team or pair of people (from the name of play popularized by movie)

Ellen and Adam are quite the odd couple.

odd couple by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2008

brush 

1. a mustache

2. pubic hair

3. a fight

4. a rural place, the backwoods

5. to dismiss quickly

I Forgot to trim my brush.

brush by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2008

microskirt 

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

microskirt by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

suicide blonde 

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)

My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.

suicide blonde by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2008

drop dead gorgeous

exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way

Your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.

drop dead gorgeous by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2008

Push your luck 

to take additional risks when things are going well

Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.

Push your luck by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2008

elephantitis 

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

elephantitis by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2008