The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

stir-crazy

suffering from the mental effects of being confined for too long (probably from stir, prison)

After being indoors all day long to avoid the weather, I was going stir-crazy.

by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2008

a-bomb juice

illicit liquor, illegally distilled alcoholic drink

Stay away from the a-bomb juice. You don't know what it has in it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2011

jump ship

to leave one's job, especially out of concern (from the image of passengers abandoning a sinking ship)

He almost had an urge to jump ship when he got in trouble something that was once trivial.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2010

sexcapade

1. a period of sexual indulgence

2. an incident of a sexual nature

Another celebrity sexcapade is causing a moral panic.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2009

limousine liberal

a politically liberal person, especially one who believes in helping the poor, who lives a middle or upper class lifestyle

Conservatives should not just dismiss a person like Ted Turner as limousine liberal.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2007

on cloud 9

in a state of complete happiness

He was on cloud 9 after he met her.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008