nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light Joker April 06, 2010

green-eyed monster

jealousy, envy

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

by The Return of Light Joker June 02, 2011

wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2010

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2008

flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by The Return of Light Joker February 03, 2012

all-pro

first quality, exceptional(from the football (U.S. sense) term for the season's best players)

That pottery is all-pro.

by The Return of Light Joker February 09, 2009

keep an eye peeled

to watch carefully for someone or something, to be vigilant

Keep an eye peeled for the sign.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2007