knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

panhandle

to beg on the streets (a back-formation of panhandler)

I ain't go gonna panhandle away my life. I have potential.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2008

cold snap

a brief period of very cold weather

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2009

fall between the cracks

to be ignored, overlooked, or forgotten.

It looks like the real issues are about to fall between the cracks.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2010

technopeasant

someone who's lack of knowledge about or of ability to use technology puts them at a disadvantage

The employees of the construction company initally came off as technopeasants. (example of technopeasant)

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

dog tags

metal identification tags worn around the neck in the millitary

I forgot that I still had my dog tags on when I got in the shower.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2012