DeSantis World

What Ron DeSantis wants to rename Disney World. Or perhaps the entirety of Florida.

Kyle: You know what? If Ron DeSantis turns Florida into DeSantis World, we are moving to California.
Chris: Yeah, that's a good idea. DeSantis is such a dictatoral dipcrap.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2023

Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 03, 2021

Parky's

Basically the shorthand version for Parkinson's.

Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.

by The Real Driller April 04, 2018

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

Wi-Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is powerful

Kyle: How powerful's your Wi-Fi?
Chris: Wi-Fi bat po

by The Real Driller September 20, 2021

Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)

by The Real Driller August 30, 2022

remdesivir

A drug used to treat coronavirus. Was used to free Donald Trump from the virus.

I doubt remdesivir will take a long time to clear the pandemic.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2020