In the classic Roald Dahl kids' book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Veruca Salt is an obnoxious, spoiled rich brat. She seems sweet and innocent from the surface, but she yells, screams and gets aggressive when she doesn't get her way. Meets her messy end in the nut room, where she ends up down the garbage chute.
Veruca Salt is also the second Golden Ticket winner for a tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
Veruca Salt is the epitome of spoiled rich brat.
Veruca Salt is also the second Golden Ticket winner for a tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
Veruca Salt is the epitome of spoiled rich brat.
This spoiled rich brat over there has pulled a Veruca Salt on us again.
If you keep this up, you'll share the garbage bin with Veruca Salt.
If you keep this up, you'll share the garbage bin with Veruca Salt.
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