The Real Canadian's definitions
1. Title of a schlocky 1970s syndicated series starring Chuck Barris and featuring the dubious talents of Gene Gene The Dancing Machine, The Unknown Comic and many others.
2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.
3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
2. A group of stupid, incompetent and/or crooked people, doing stuff that would get them fired from most other places.
3. A situation where anything that could go wrong does.
The Gong Show turned your brains into mush in a half hour.
The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.
The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
The whole fucking place is a gong show, nobody knows what they are doing.
The party last night was one big gong show. The DJ played The Carpenters, we had nothing but stale Cheetos and warm beer, and we watched Gigli on TV. We should have stayed home!
by The Real Canadian July 10, 2021
Get the Gong Showmug. Doug Ford, the incompetent and fault-finding Premier of Ontario. He’s Donald Trump Light, with half the bigotry and all the girth.
Although we need to enforce certain restrictions during the pandemic, Premier Fat Ass has to turn Ontario into a police state. That’s just crazy!
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
Get the Premier Fat Assmug. A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.
That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.
by The Real Canadian August 2, 2016
Get the Assholes R Usmug. This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
Get the Mike Lindellmug. A type of migraine that develops every time you hear Donald Trump's voice, or even hear his name. It is often accompanied by nausea and such disturbing mental images as Trump getting naked with a teenage model.
by The Real Canadian October 2, 2017
Get the Trumpgrainemug. The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019
Get the Bobbittedmug. Tomi Lahren is just another dumb blonde who has only gotten ahead in life because of her looks. She makes a complete and total fool of herself in public, saying stupid things that insult reasonable people. Tomi Lahren is proof that you don't need a brain to succeed on TV, just a pretty face, great legs and an empty head.
Every time he watches Tomi Lahren, my dirty old man for a grandpa gets a woody. If this keeps up, then I need to throw the TV set out.
by The Real Canadian February 27, 2017
Get the Tomi Lahrenmug.