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Sarah Palin

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1. Former Governor of Alaska;
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
Sarah Palin may be one hot grandmama, but half the things she says and does make America the laughingstock of the developed world.

If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2021
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Premier Fat Ass

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Doug Ford, the incompetent and fault-finding Premier of Ontario. He’s Donald Trump Light, with half the bigotry and all the girth.
Although we need to enforce certain restrictions during the pandemic, Premier Fat Ass has to turn Ontario into a police state. That’s just crazy!
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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Permanent Vacation

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That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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Matt Lauer

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An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021
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Asswipe

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A disgusting, stupid, arrogant or annoying person with no principles or restraint.
Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.

I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.
by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021
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Whackadoodle

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A crazy, eccentric person of questionable intelligence.
Donald Trump may have been out of office for close to a month, but those whackadoodle MAGAts think he’ll get inaugurated on March 6. He. Lost. The. Election. Get it?
by The Real Canadian February 11, 2021
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Mike Lindell

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This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
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