Definitions by The Real Canadian
Sarah Palin
1. Former Governor of Alaska;
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
2. Mother of a 16-year-old baby mama (proving that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash);
3. D-list “Reality TV” star; and
4. Living proof that a person could live without a brain - and get a job that doesn’t involve flipping burgers and asking whether you want fries with your order.
Sarah Palin may be one hot grandmama, but half the things she says and does make America the laughingstock of the developed world.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
If Sarah Palin is the best the GOP could come up with, then I’ll become a registered Democrat no matter what.
Sarah Palin by The Real Canadian July 7, 2021
Premier Fat Ass
Doug Ford, the incompetent and fault-finding Premier of Ontario. He’s Donald Trump Light, with half the bigotry and all the girth.
Although we need to enforce certain restrictions during the pandemic, Premier Fat Ass has to turn Ontario into a police state. That’s just crazy!
Premier Fat Ass by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
Permanent Vacation
That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
Permanent Vacation by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
Matt Lauer
An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
Matt Lauer by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021
Asswipe
Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.
I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.
I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.
Asswipe by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021
Whackadoodle
Donald Trump may have been out of office for close to a month, but those whackadoodle MAGAts think he’ll get inaugurated on March 6. He. Lost. The. Election. Get it?
Whackadoodle by The Real Canadian February 11, 2021
Mike Lindell
This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021