3 definitions by The Real Black Jesus
April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.
I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.
by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020
by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019
Smeg Gang is a religious group that worship the god known as Uncle Bob and his blessing that he left upon this earth known as Uncle Bob's Genuine Albanian Goat Smegma™ . In this religion it is a believed that after death one will encounter Uncle Bob who will then let you into his sacred land known as Smeglanta as a reward for following the light of the religion in the simulation you lived through on earth.
Smeg Gang celebrates their founding on the 10th of April on a day known as Smeg Day.
Smeg Gang celebrates their founding on the 10th of April on a day known as Smeg Day.
Schools are corrupt and run by the devil, thats why they never teach about Smeg Gang in religious studies, they are hiding the truth from you.
by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020