The REAL Mr. Clean's definitions

Zali

You know, if you meet a Zali, in my experience, she's usually very, very cute and is a bit quiet but if you're like me (autistic, ADHD) you can make her laugh a lot and she starts to show her true inner beauty and even if she loves you, if you're too late, she's bound to move on. But, you'll just want her more as you go batshit cast over loving her and you'll attempt to win her over again because she's so damn cute and nice to hear friends (and you)!!!

Omg do you know Zali?
Nope
🖕

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

Coffofve

Shitty coffee from the crackheads down the alley

Coffofve is unavailable down THAT alley... Dumbass

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 11, 2023

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A keyboard smash to mean anything

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by The REAL Mr. Clean August 11, 2023

Zac

One of the boys, a Chad in the face of normies, a true friend
A funny, kind, energetic, amazing, friendly, sometimes pissed off friend you need
The parents of a Zac aren't the Chad's, HE is ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️you Zac's out there, continue to be a Chad, boys 😁

Me: Zac is a fucking Chad
My best friend Zac: you're goddamn right

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

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A very autistic keyboard smash I am now using to mean fuck you, asshole

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by The REAL Mr. Clean August 11, 2023

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

Justasofyetforafewmoretimeforyoutogettogettogetachancepleaseforthe

A flurry of words you can use to make people go "say whaaat?"

Person 1:Justasofyetforafewmoretimeforyoutogettogettogetachancepleaseforthe

Person 2:"say whaaat?"
Person 1: Deez Nutz

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 11, 2023