fonzanoon

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

wake and bake

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

3 hour tour

having sex with any of the members of the gilligan's island tv show

I was so down for a 3 hour tour with Ginger, but then fucking Bob Denver showed up.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

3m

The name given to kirtland, stands for mormons, murderers, and melon heads

Damn, I live in 3M.

by the prophet June 08, 2004

candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.

I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.

I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

butherface

a girl with a good body and a nasty face. e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.

she had a smokin body butherface was so nasty I had to get out the old paper bag.

by the prophet March 27, 2003