The Prophet's definitions

fonzanoon

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.

La Chickina!

by the prophet March 29, 2003

yambag

your nut sack

while that girl was passed out I draped my yambag over her face and took a picture for my personal collection of yambag shots

by the prophet March 28, 2003

jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

by the prophet July 30, 2003

tic tac

Adopted brown kid from El Salvador with mild case of cerebral palsy.

Look at Tic-Tac, he's c-blockin again!

by the prophet April 10, 2003

growler

Term for a piss clump in a cat's litterbox.

The stupid cat lit up the litter box again and I had to clean out 4 days worth of Growler. Dammit cat!

by the prophet March 27, 2003

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 24, 2003