Patrick Moore

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.
by The Professor November 08, 2003
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Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")
While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.
by The Professor June 19, 2004
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Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com
Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.
by The Professor February 10, 2005
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babosity

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.
Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.
by the professor October 14, 2004
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I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.
"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."
by The Professor July 12, 2004
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shit stabber

male homomsexual (offensive)
He's a dirty shit-stabber
by The Professor June 05, 2003
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Nazy

1.Smoothe motherf*cker
2.Nice; Getting nice
3.A fine ass honey

(pl. nayzeez)
Damn, that's a tight jacket. Do you feel nazy?

I'm 'bout to get nazy with that nazy

Freak, you want to go hook up some nayzeez?
by The Professor July 31, 2003
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