The Professor's definitions

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

foil

A thrusting weapon used in fencing.

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Nu Christian

1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.

1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?

by The Professor December 9, 2003

break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.

by The Professor August 22, 2003

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Iterate

to state repeatedly; to repeat

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate

by The Professor June 28, 2004

bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.

The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.

by The Professor November 7, 2003