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A sexual act usually performed by a window salesman and his wife at the end of one of their cocaine fueled swingers orgies.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay late at Jason's party Saturday night John?"
"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"
"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"
by The Phantom Prankster November 29, 2023
Get the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes mug.A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023
Get the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes mug.The Moroccan Silkworm is the act of wrapping your wife/girlfriend in clingfilm and farting into her mouth or her nostrils and occasionally teabagging her eyes with your testicles.
Every Five minutes she has an opportunity to escape via a safe word the only catch is to get the safe word she must solve a countdown style conundrum in 60 seconds.
Failure to do so results in a further 5 minutes of fart torture until she can finally crack a conundrum.
Every Five minutes she has an opportunity to escape via a safe word the only catch is to get the safe word she must solve a countdown style conundrum in 60 seconds.
Failure to do so results in a further 5 minutes of fart torture until she can finally crack a conundrum.
"You up to much tonight mate"
"The Mrs drank my bottle of rum I was saving for my birthday so as payback I'm giving the bitch The Moroccan Silkworm"
"The Mrs drank my bottle of rum I was saving for my birthday so as payback I'm giving the bitch The Moroccan Silkworm"
by The Phantom Prankster December 3, 2023
Get the The Moroccan Silkworm mug.The Bangkok Bugle is a sexual act usually performed by window fitters called Darren on vacation in Thailand.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
"Have you seen Darren Lately Mark?"
"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"
"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"
by The Phantom Prankster January 10, 2026
Get the The Bangkok Bugle mug.The Hungarian Hotbox is a perverse act usually performed on males from Hungary who possess a glass eye.
The man in question removes his glass eye and his wife farts profusely in the socket while pissing in to his mouth, he vigorously masturbates during this taking place and upon climax she pops his prosthetic eye back in and shits on his forehead.
The man in question removes his glass eye and his wife farts profusely in the socket while pissing in to his mouth, he vigorously masturbates during this taking place and upon climax she pops his prosthetic eye back in and shits on his forehead.
"You see the state of Zoltan when he arrived at the office this morning, looked proper rough and I reckon he has pink eye!"
"I heard him saying his Mrs was going to give him The Hungarian Hotbox last night for his Birthday, Even his glass one gets pink eye when he receives one"
"I heard him saying his Mrs was going to give him The Hungarian Hotbox last night for his Birthday, Even his glass one gets pink eye when he receives one"
by The Phantom Prankster January 10, 2026
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