The Penguin Incarnate's definitions

jallop

To dick slap

Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

cock pushup

To levitate from ones boner.

Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.

One will do.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Poag

A Spanich America mother fucker, who thinks a bad bush is between a Mama-san's legs.

Shut the fuck up Salazar, you fucking poag!

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Butkus

The inversion of Led Zepplin or Ditka, something that is abhorrent to God and man.

Butkus was on Sport Center again trying to denounce Coach Ditka, what a cockjockey.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

cockjockey

One who jockies cocks, a cockknocker, or shit for brains, often a funky badonkadonk monkey.

Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

cosmixmaster

Apostle of Ditka

Cosmixmaster killed a couple of Saints fans for their sins agaisnt God and man.

by The Penguin Incarnate July 24, 2003