The Penguin Incarnate's definitions

cock pushup

To levitate from ones boner.

Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.

One will do.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

Led Zeppelin

n. The Greatest Band of All time also see Jesus and Ditka, also resposible for infulencing every major musician today (even the Bestie Boys and Eminem), often either ignored by todays youth or needless stirred up over anything involving Mr. Plant and the rest.

Led Zeppelin is the opposite of emo.

Led Zeppelin almost destroyed the entire universe in 1973 with the release of The House of Holies, it was just that awesome.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 20, 2003

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

punjabber

n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.

Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.

Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!

by The Penguin Incarnate October 13, 2003

jallop

To dick slap

Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003