put-it-a-dually

The act of adding another tire to both sides of the rear axle of any car (making it a dually). While this might not increase the towing capacity of most cars, it sure looks fucking cool. Also called "trailer-parking" or "white-trashing."

Cletus: "Hey, Brandine, we gotta move."
Brandine: " The only car we got is the IROC, how we 'sposed ta move the trailer."
Earl: "Hey, Cletus, ya outta put that Camaro a dually, y'all could sure trail that home 'a yours mighty far if that IROC were a dually!"

by The Original Slim Bavis December 09, 2003

complete jackass

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.

Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.

by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008

vaginal shoehorn

Any friend who introduces you to hot, slutty women they know in order to bed them.

Yo Luke, thanks for being such a good vaginal shoehorn. I totally nailed Melissa to the wall!

by The Original Slim Bavis November 15, 2003

Pink Socrates

Any individual who uses philosophical debate to persuade someone to sumbit to anal sex. The individual can then perform the "pink sock" manuver wherein the sides of the posterior are struck while something is inserted into the anus. This causes the anus to spasm and "attach" itself to the inserted item. The item is then rapidly removed from the anus causing the rectal lining to be pulled out with it. Hilarity ensues when the item is covered with a nice, new "pink sock".

Yo, man, Salty is the new Pink Socrates. That guy ass-banged two chicks last night and totally pink socked them. Jaime Smith and Darren's mom aren't going to be shitting right for weeks!

by The Original Slim Bavis October 27, 2004

Crown's Disease

A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.

Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.

Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.

Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?

by The Original Slim Bavis January 08, 2009

censorship

Well, I guess UrbanDicktionary isn't going to let me define PG anymore. They fucking removed a definition that had been up for a year. How about this: underage pussy doctor. You can't censor that. Who's underage? The doctor or the pussy? And what's underage? Under 40? Under 25? Assholes. You let half-literate douche bags define "Punk'd" for fuck sakes. C'mon "Punk'd?" At least fucking spell it right. I'm fucking out of here, c'mon Carl let's go eat fried chicken.

Censorship is a terrrible, terrible thing invented in the fall of 2003 to keep the thoughts and zingy, one-liners of Ben Edelman from reaching the public. People who vote for George W. Bush and who secretly touch small, woodland creatures in no-no places support censorship. God it's great to drink in the morning.

by The Original Slim Bavis April 01, 2005