Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Curveball
Something that makes things multiple times more difficult than it would otherwise be, such as a female gang member being the one to pull a switchblade knife on somebody, because then you're trying to disarm her without causing any real major injury, but there's nothing you're not allowed to do to a guy including take a life, as long as you're ready to lose your own in the process.
Females get to throw guys curveballs that not all sexes get to throw (kind of like they are above human), and nobody is really allowed to question or even talk about it being unfair or a double standard, but everyone is expected to still treat all sexes as human (with nobody above human).
Curveball by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
Liquid shits
The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
Liquid shits by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
Poseur
The poseur worked hard at being loose all her life, so that people would like/love her. She always said she didn't care what anybody thought, or preached to everyone about how they should all be themselves and stop trying to prove they were good people, but really she was more desperate than anybody to convince others she didn't care what anybody thought. There were those of them that could see through the rungs in her ladder, as she could see through the rungs in theirs.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
language
He hated being around girls like Beyonce, because he always had to be sub serviant around them and speak their language. He had to do everything for them, all their dirty work, while their image was all people's eyes were on.
language by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
climate change
Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.
The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?
climate change by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021
Poser
The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.
Poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Shell shocked
The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.
Shell shocked by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021