Someone that gathers all their enemies to protest by pretending to be everyone's friend and on everyone's side so that they will drain and waste all the energy they could be using to really stand and fight people like the agitator (people that are making the mandates, rules, restrictions, and laws to dictate their lives to them) to protest and scream at the top of their lungs instead.
What better way to get your enemies laughed at and ignored than encourage them all to gather in a group (like livestock) at the same place and time like a trap or a slaughterhouse? Being together isn't always a good move, it is often a good way to get eliminated by people like an agitator, and an agitator is aware of that when he/she organizes protests and other demonstrations for show (of power). Be your own person instead of gathering/going where someone tells you to when they tell you to, and you might actually get something done besides lots of hot air blowing out, windows to businesses run by families you once loved getting broken or burned down, police and protestors alike dying for no good reason, and little good coming out of any of it.
by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
Get the agitatormug. Somebody that tells you there is light at the end of the tunnel. If you don't let somebody pull you down into a tunnel (or a downward spiral) in the first place, there is no tunnel, there is no darkness, only light with no tunnel at the end of it.
The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole. Not everybody wants to stay hiding inside a hole forever, even if there is a fox or snake nearby. Let the cynic rabbit stay hiding inside the hole by itself, let it live inside it's own bubble instead of trying to drag everyone else in with it.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Cynicmug. by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Reptilian boy girlmug. Celebrating an accomplishmet.
People thought the football players were gloating too much by dancing in the end zone after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted the fans to have a good time. They weren't doing it to be arrogant towards an opponent or authority/official.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the gloatingmug. A female (she might claim to be a be a feminist or liberator of females) that doesn't really respect the opposite sex (just claims to respect anybody where she sees an oppurtunity to gain something for it) and tries to walk over just about anybody in her path to power. The female version of a bitch (the male version of a waver, one who walks over most people and says he isn't threatened by the opposite sex as a way to try and walk over people, a means to an end).
To be as fair as possible, since males aren't the only ones that don't respect the opposite sex, we'll just call the female version of a male bitch a waver to keep her from getting the satisfaction that would go with being called and bitch.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Get the Wavermug. The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
Get the Exceptional dorkmug. Someone that holds no political party sacred and because winning is the only thing that matters to them besides dollar signs, will go with the winner of an election no matter the party, and play all sides of it.
The Reptilian victor wins either way. There is no law that he/she can be found guilty of breaking, he/she is the enemy.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
Get the Reptilian victormug.