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The Original Agahnim's definitions

Drone

A guy that impregnates a female, but does little else for his family, though he doesn't always die right after he mates. Named after a drone bee.
Cooley- That man is not your father, he's just a drone that got your mother pregnant, that's why you don't know the man.
by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021
mugGet the Dronemug.

Wrong hands

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
mugGet the Wrong handsmug.

Highlight reels

Somebody that wants to be known and respected as the prosperous giant slayer and will claim to be the underdog in any situation until he/she defeats the giant (and therefore wants to benefit from a perceived disadvantage, but doesn't want to be at an actual disadvantage, and doesn't want to actually be or look weak).
The one that deemed himself/herself David showed everybody highlight reels of himself/herself beheading the giant but hid the reels of himself/herself being defeated after bullying someone else.
by The Original Agahnim December 22, 2021
mugGet the Highlight reelsmug.

Knuckles

Another nickname some people have that they don't like.
The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for somebody else to ask whether it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
mugGet the Knucklesmug.

Government agent

The poseur's poseur, the enemy people want to stick it to.
Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.

Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
mugGet the Government agentmug.

Drama driven machine

Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.
The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
mugGet the Drama driven machinemug.

Poor little JAP

An insult to describe someone that is not actually of Jewish heritage, but fails to see that they never were the underdog they claim to be in life because they're too deserately trying to get respect, even though there's a reason for everything, including people not respecting somebody.
The poor little JAP whined about wishing she was actually Jewish, that way she wouldn't be alone, because she hated being alone more than anything.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
mugGet the Poor little JAPmug.

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