Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Unhilarious 

Something that isn't funny, even if you get it.

The guy told his Sagittarian wife she was being silly in an unhilarious kind of way.

Unhilarious by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

yoga cult 

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.

yoga cult by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.

Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.

Scientist by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Yoga cult 

A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.

Yoga cult by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Straight face gang

They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.

The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.

Straight face gang by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank 

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

Shark Tank by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark tank 

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

Shark tank by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021