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Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
Get the Milwaukee Bucks mug.When the grief/tragedy/sympathy (science/healthcare/government/media) industry tells people that if they do something else they tell them to, everything will be okay, but if they don't do it, the sky will fall on their heads. Last year, they said if people wore masks, the pandemic would end soon, but if they didn't, the pandemic would go on forever and everyone (not just a small portion of the total population) would get sick. Now, a year and several virus mutations later, they're saying if people get a shot, a vaccine, that the pandemic will end soon, but if they don't, it will go on forever. When will people wake up and fight, they're already doing everything they've been ordered to do, getting in any line they're told to get in (including the one for a slaughterhouse) and they're only losing more rights.
Seeing other people get vaccines at work is still vaccine intimidation, since people that are unvaccinated tend to think they'd rather get a shot and fit in than be outnumbered by vaccinated people that seem to have any rights they want, and get to do what they want, go where they want, and live how they want. That is the dream/agenda the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (government/healthcare/media/science) has started trying to sell people since last year, since people were no longer buying the American dream.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
Get the Vaccine intimidation mug.Now that he's elderly, drunk, and on painkillers, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl is going to go kick his ass, she finally found the courage and resolve to do it.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the 98 pounds and tough as nails mug.The mouth of the south hated red and yellow tape because she didn't know that she was the red and yellow tape. She thought it was just everybody else that lived by double standards, which is why she thought everything that happened in life was hilarious. She didn't get life, but thought she was the most broad minded person there ever was.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Red and yellow tape mug.If New Yorkers didn't tell the wildfire go fuck itself, if they looked the gift horse in the mouth and let it parade around their streets, they were going to end up overrrun by it one day, and the strange soldiers arriving/hiding inside it (male or female) were just a little too nerdy as kids for New Yorkers to allow this kind of takeover to happen.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
Get the wildfire mug.Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
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That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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