Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.
Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
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Poser

Somebody that says they get something they really don't so that people will pay attention to them, as seeking attention is always part of their agenda.
The poser said she got something everyone else said they got so that she wouldn't be the only one among them that didn't get it, she would be part of their group, she would see herself as being in with the group, even if not everybody did see in her what she saw in herself, as not everyone was looking through the same narcissistic lens.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.

He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Action figures

GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.
Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?

Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
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Narcissist

Someone that thinks their hair looks great even if it looks bad.
Girl- I like your hair.

Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.

Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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Instigator

Someone that nobody would miss, somebody that tries to run people off from their own town even when they're not even from the town.
The instigator did everything she did to excess (mostly due to lack of self control). She told everyone she was like Bach thinking they would start respecting her at some point, but in reality she was more like Patrizia Reggiani or Jim Jones to people that knew her well and saw past her updated image/knew her darker side that she didn't tell anybody about (the one that erased previous versions of who she said she was and put small town graffiti over it).
by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022
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Demoted

You got demoted/busted from king all the way back to frog Charly. Now you have to start all over again, earn back any stripes you had, if there were any.
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
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