Definitions by The Original Agahnim

cloak and dagger shit 

Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.

Cloak and dagger shit makes a lot of people pretenders/pretentious.

cloak and dagger shit by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Telepathic double standard 

When someone expects others to be telepathic,but doesn't expect themself to be telepathic, instead prefering to bask in thetelepathy of others.

His/her telepathic double standards are getting laughable.

Telepathic double standard by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Highlight 

Something people put on a reel like Facebook or Instagram (Myspace before 2008).

The group of people that claimed to be so colorful, quirky, and different said the dinner at Dr. Lecter's was the highlight of their year, which tells you they went to a little too many overrated parties and afterparties, someone lied to them about how colorful and different they were, or (most likely) they lied to themselves and others about how colorful and different they were (and everyone including themselves seemed to believe it without really having a good reason to or questioning any of it).

Highlight by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Purse dog 

Someone that claims to be more fiery when they grow up.

The purse dog might have been laughable as a kid (with nicknames like mouth of the south coming from both other kids and adults) but he/she spent his/her entire life trying to turn the tables and get revenge on the Goliaths of his/her youth, gathering marauders for support.

Purse dog by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Kevin Costner 

A guy you don't see in many movies with Robert De Niro.

People are going to see with their eyes that the guy isn't Kevin Costner, he's just some guy infatuated with a girl in a catsuit, then what? It's not for lack of trying to convince them that he really is Kevin Costner that they'll see.

Kevin Costner by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Deflate 

To take all the air (or life) out of something.

The clown wanted to stick a pin in and deflate him like Mario to get even with him for taking and releasing all of her balloons into the sky.

Deflate by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Variant 

An excuse for some people to take even more from the rest.

The new variant makes some people godlike all over again (even some of the frontline workers). They get to order people about with more commandments. Would most people give that up without anybody waking up and fighting back, especially if they didn't think anybody would?

Variant by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021