Yesterday, the girl said the guy was a smooth operator that thought he had a diamond dick. Today she says he thinks he has a golden dick. Tomorrow, perhaps he will think his dick will be made of oil, then it will really amount to something.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Get the Diamond dickmug. Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Chessmug. That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
Get the Celibatemug. Your father was never a hard ass with you, he was always protective and civil with you because you were soft and nerdy as a kid, quit being a poseur to try and gain fame/riches/respect/power from it.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
Get the poseurmug. An athlete that thinks she's old at 24, even though her peak years are most likely ahead of her and not behind and hasn't found her usual ryhthm yet because of it.
Things aren't over for Simone Biles yet, sometimes things go wrong yesterday and they don't go wrong again after that.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. Something nobody knows about.
If somebody knows a dude would fuck a dude (even one other person), even if it's not widely known, then it's not a secret. A badly kept secret isn't a secret.
by The Original Agahnim June 07, 2021
Get the Secretmug. You don't go to somebody's home and start telling them how things are going to be from now on, not to get in your way, or not to fight you.
by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021
Get the Homemug.