The Original Agahnim's definitions

Cam Newton

A quarterback that lost his job because he wasn't vaccinated, which is kind of like someone trying to push you out of your job and town for not wearing a mask.

Cam Newton would've been as available and dependable as any other player, with or without a vaccine. Not being compliant and not being able to do what you're paid to do is two different things. The reality is the owner and coach don't want anything that might make them look bad in today's climate. There's a lot of people these days worried about looking bad to other people, which is why you see so many people complying with the machinations of the people making lots of money off the panic of the pandemic, surrendering, wearing masks, and getting vaccines.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.

When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

Rabbit

At least some of them tend to be the most superficial people you ever met.

The rabbits were piled 39 deep in the back of that guys truck. Their mothers and fathers must not have aborted them, now there's an abudance of rabbit meat in the back of that truck.

by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021

Fruitcake

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The fruitcake asked her why she insulted/disrespected his woman when she said something smart/sarcastic to/about his cat.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Pandemic

The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.

Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Pussytator

A female dictator.

People finally found the strength to divorce the pussytator and leave each other.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021