Definitions by The Original Agahnim

My cat ate it 

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

My cat ate it by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Dud 

Someone a female thought had tons of potential to be a handsome knight in shining armor or a budding genius, but he turned out to be an ugly, imperfect, hateful, impotent, short-dicked retard in tin foil.

That guy wasn't a firework, he was a dud.

Dud by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Socially acceptable 

If people don't know about it, calling it socially acceptable isn't socially responsible.

Once Doctor Sawyer got fired, he was no longer socially acceptable at Macy's. All that studying he did wasn't going to do anything for him. He had told everyone he was socially acceptable, but he wasn't telling anyone the full reality of anything.

Socially acceptable by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Perfect 

A machine, someone without humanity.

He/she is one hundred percent perfect. I bet his/her spouse couldn't imagine someone more desirable if they tried.

Perfect by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Perfect 

A machine.

He/she is one hundred percent functional and perfect, there is a timer in his/her head to indicate the proper time to water/feed the plant, go to work, get a vaccine, put on a mask, change the diapers of other oversized babies and take dinner out of the oven, exactly the way someone seen as an adult's adult would do. Never missing anything, never off the mark.

Perfect by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Perfect 

Someone with nothing to fix. Someone that does everything they do right in a mature, responsible, flawless manner.

All our lives we look for the perfect person that we didn't know existed.

Perfect by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Titaness 

A female titan of industry.

The titaness financed the presidentess's campaign.

Titaness by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021