Something the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry wants people to fear, like the coronavirus, the crime rate, and the boogeyman.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry tells people that if they don't fix the aging infrastructure now, put on a mask/get a vaccine, install a security camera, or ward off evil spirits they will have a tub filled with raw sewage, a respiratory system filled with the coronavirus, a visit from a violent criminal, or a visit from the boogeyman. Nobody lives forever, so why would anybody take the news without a grain of salt, even if some of those things really can and do happen?
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim November 02, 2021
Someone doesn't think/foresee that they will ever do the things the assholes of an older generation (especially their asshole father) did, because they are so much more compassionate and hip in their 20s than the people before them.
This young alchoholic is going to change the guard and the world into what exactly? Something better than it is now, something improved? People have been trying to do that for millenia, and look how fucked up the world and the people in it still are. I think he needs a little tough love, he already gets enough compassion from people.
by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021
Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
Part of hell had broken loose during the pestilence, which was concerning since nobody had yet determind which part it was, or where to put it once they got it back with the rest of hell. It was like a puzzle with a piece missing.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021