Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021
While you're watching your quiet ones across the street, the noisy ones are creeping up behind you on the side of the street you're on with a machete, sword, or gun ready to cut, stab, slice, or shoot the next one that tries to call them a bitch, even if most people don't take them seriously or seem to notice them.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
If they think it's up to them to sort out everything about the pandemic, they think they are God if there is one.
by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021
A marketing creation by a league that wants LeBron James to get discouraged and retire. Out with the old, in with the new is the way they look at it.
Giannis is being pushed by the league as the next generation player as part of their machine, but several from the current generation haven't retired yet, and could still have good years ahead. Ask Tom Brady if he feels too old to be the generation that isn't getting pushed aside.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
The trustee will rip your tongue out and lick her balls with it, then rip your lips off and kiss her ass with em, she's bad.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
That was a lot like plagiarized Bill Maher without good sense mixed with plagiarized Goodfellas, I've seen the show and the movie it came from. I'd ask if you had any thoughts of your own on the matter, but look at the kinds of words you're coining.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
First you get the honeycomb, then you get the power, then she will respect you, according to the Pgymies. If that sounds too good to be true, it is. No amount of honeycomb, or oil you drill for is going to be enough, just like no diamond on her finger is going to be big enough.
by The Original Agahnim October 07, 2021