The Original Agahnim's definitions

Equality

When a silly female can wake up with her silly friends in a room after a night of partying (like the silly movie Hangover) and try to figure out how one of them got a black eye and laugh about it (and there are plenty of females every bit as silly as the guys in Hangover, being female doesn't exclude them from being what they are) instead of somebody dying or going to jail because she didn't get the respect she felt that she was owed by the world, then there would be something closer to equality here, since that would mean there are more females with a live and let live attitude toward the opposite sex and each other. You'd have more females committing suicide to catch up with the rates of male suicides, and females would end up in jail or prison as long as males for the same crimes, and the police and authority figures would no longer take it easier on them even for traffic tickets.

People that whine the most about equality don't usually appreciate how fortunate they really are and have always been.

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021

No

No isn't a popular thing to say, but even if someone doesn't take no as an answer, sometimes it's still not the wrong thing to say.

Simone Biles said no, that is why she is the champion she is. She didn't play along when she could have, and a lot of eople would have.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Dork

Someone that thinks they are the most colorful person in a dull, mild, fake world.

The dork thought of the world and anyone in it that wasn't like minded to her was dull or mild.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Unpopular

Something that won't make much money, if any.

If people didn't like it, the girl would no longer make money off it, and would note that it was unpopular with a broad audience.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

reverse man child

Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Scapegoat

If people can't find an authentic scapegoat, they make up a fictional scapegoat. (I would never do that but Satan would do that.)

Satan became their scapegoat when they coudln't find anybody else to do it.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Marshmallow girl

A mama's girl.

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support and respect her mother always gave her as a kid, back when she was her mother's little baby.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021