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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Return to monke 

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.
You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
The female Jim Jones wanted the love and support Joan of Arc had from the French, she wanted to be worshipped as a saint. Trying to be something you're not doesn't get you anything but exposed as a fraud.
fraud by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Female apostles 

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.
None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.
There is no healing, there is only suffering.
Meg's hurting wouldn't heal because you'd have to deserve healing if there was any to get it, and she would never get that.
Healing by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

parrot lady 

A happy, active, outgoing, fun, exciting soul on the surface and a grouch that would try to walk over anybody she thought of as being in her way beneath the surface.
Patrizia Reggiani, the parrot lady, was only a happy free spirit when everyone was looking, but nobody was really watching. It's the shallow manipulators you watch though, they are the real grouches and cynics beneath the surface.
parrot lady by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

Instigator 

Someone that is a happy, active soul on the surface and a grouch underneath the surface.
The instigator was always playing around with people to keep himself/herself from being left alone by/with himself/herself, as the one he/she would end up playing and driving crazy would be himself/herself.
Instigator by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021
The center of the broad universe, if you're broad minded enough to see it.
It's a good thing I never had a girl, me and her would just have to end up paying attention to Meg and her needs. Let's get rid of all our material shit my girl and I and get ourselves put out in the street, it doesn't matter as long as we're paying enough attention to Meg, she's such a sweet person! As long as Meg gets to live her cult dreams, nothing and nobody else matters does it?
meg by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021