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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Piggyfront

He/she wanted to ride piggyfront all the way to the beach even though they were from Colorado. By the time they reached Kansas, they realized why people usually ride piggyback after several days of neither one of them getting a chance to brush their teeth.

Ride piggyfront 

He/she wanted to ride piggyfront all the way to the beach.
Something tells you that it wasn't the first time the girl had trouble with someone whose house she parked in front of. It was not her first time doing something silly.
Silly by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
The white rapper that got to take his stilts with him in jail, they liked the stilts so much.
Nobody fucked with 4 seezins in jail, that dude looked about 8 foot 20.
One of two white rappers named after a hotel, unless Rittz named himself after crackers instead.
People thought 4 seezins was larger than life, so he would walk out on a stage wearing stilts.
Most people didn't really think much about what all the moon did for the oceans, or why, but they thought it was a good thing the moon was around. Except the dork girl that wanted to blow it straight to Jupiter, since the rubble would start to orbit around Jupiter and bring Jupiter more attention via pictures. It would bring her more money and relevance/power if they gave her the money, and she even claimed that she would match every dollar they paid her, since that would just be more money for her.
Moon by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
The kind of person that wants to break traditions (not rules, traditions) to make a new order/new world (a new normal) to things is the kind of inventive person that wanted to walk in the water the live power line was down in after the storm, even though 50 less inventive/brave people had decided their tradition of not doing shit like that was keeping them and their family out of trouble, even if the brave and inventive one drew plenty of attention and interest when people heard about what he/she did. It wasn't that other people weren't as curious to know what an adventure into an electric environment would feel like for a few seconds, they just knew they were going to have other shit to do afterwards, and didn't have time to break the tradition along with the one adventurous one.
New is something that comes naturally over time. If you force yourself to get a new car before you really need one, you have done more than you needed to do. Change is like that, things don't need to change because someone wants things to change right now, since the things worth having are natural changes and not forced changes.
New by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021