Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Cracka
A word that makes a black person sound smart when they're talking about a group of white people that owned slaves (such as the British, in particular slave owning British families and not all British families), but makes a black person sound ignorant and retarded when talking about a group of white people that never would have owned slaves hundreds of years ago.
Ike thought he was a badass, so he called the Polish guy, the Albanian guy, and the Russian guy a cracka because he called every white person a cracker, based on principle. He must've thought he knew everything about every group (or assumed everybody but him was an innocent bystander in life) without even knowing these folks.
Cracka by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Bloody eagle
A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
Bloody eagle by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Study
The bubbly girl wasn't really there (in the classroom or the study) to study (people or things/information), she thought of herself as a desperado, the kind of person that would hide behind a desk and pretend to be studying (someone or something) while she waited for an oppurtunity to jump out from behind her desk and stab somebody in the heart from behind if she thought there was a dollar hidden in it somewhere.
Study by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Ice Capades
Something people under 35 in the early 2020's most likely don't remember other than what they heard about it from other people.
The Ice Capades just disappeared. One day they were there, then all of a sudden nobody even thought about them again after that. Kind of like the globe Chandeliers at the old Eastland Mall. One day they were there, then people didn't even notice they weren't there anymore.
Ice Capades by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Piggyfront
He/she wanted to ride piggyfront all the way to the beach even though they were from Colorado. By the time they reached Kansas, they realized why people usually ride piggyback after several days of neither one of them getting a chance to brush their teeth.
Piggyfront by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Ride piggyfront
Ride piggyfront by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
Silly
Something tells you that it wasn't the first time the girl had trouble with someone whose house she parked in front of. It was not her first time doing something silly.
Silly by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021