Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Tough love
She is attention and hug seeking because her father never once wooped her ass (even her mother mollycoddled her and never wooped her ass, and gave her any attention she demanded to get as a kid, and thus she can't do without attention or other people around her all the time), so she doesn't know what tough love is, and thinks the world isn't compassionate enough. She has a geeky sense of innocence within herself and others that doesn't exist in reality, where no humans are entirely innocent or undeserving of suffering. In reality, her sense of justice is that any rule or law that supports her and gets somebody else in trouble is right and just, no matter the rule or law, and any rule or law that disagrees with her or would get her in trouble was unjust, though people like her never actually faced the same consequences everybody else would over breaking rules and laws.
Tough love by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Robert Ford
Robert Ford would steal your life and try to make a show or a play out of it. Show and play were words that accurately described the life of someone like Robert Ford.
Robert Ford by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Cracka
A word that makes a black person sound smart when they're talking about a group of white people that owned slaves (such as the British, in particular slave owning British families and not all British families), but makes a black person sound ignorant and retarded when talking about a group of white people that never would have owned slaves hundreds of years ago.
Ike thought he was a badass, so he called the Polish guy, the Albanian guy, and the Russian guy a cracka because he called every white person a cracker, based on principle. He must've thought he knew everything about every group (or assumed everybody but him was an innocent bystander in life) without even knowing these folks.
Cracka by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Bloody eagle
A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
Bloody eagle by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Study
The bubbly girl wasn't really there (in the classroom or the study) to study (people or things/information), she thought of herself as a desperado, the kind of person that would hide behind a desk and pretend to be studying (someone or something) while she waited for an oppurtunity to jump out from behind her desk and stab somebody in the heart from behind if she thought there was a dollar hidden in it somewhere.
Study by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Ice Capades
Something people under 35 in the early 2020's most likely don't remember other than what they heard about it from other people.
The Ice Capades just disappeared. One day they were there, then all of a sudden nobody even thought about them again after that. Kind of like the globe Chandeliers at the old Eastland Mall. One day they were there, then people didn't even notice they weren't there anymore.
Ice Capades by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021