Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Hanged
His head didn't come clean off his shoulders like Red Smitty's did, but he did mess his pants right in front of all the ladies watching when he was hanged.
Hanged by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Abomination
A shot people get in their spine that makes them want to go above and beyond the limit of 100 percent for some reason.
Abomination by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Abomination
They don't have a drink called the abomination yet, it's still a shot people get in their spine at this point. People will think you have a little something in you already if you've had a dose of it you'll be beyond aggressive.
Abomination by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Healing
Anybody telling somebody a vaccine is healing them is a lot like Jim Jones telling people he was the messiah healing them.
Healing by The Original Agahnim July 4, 2021
Narcissist
Someone that pretends to be unselfish in doing everything they do for others, but preaches against self-serving behavior in others while actually being the most self-serving person you ever met.
The narcissist didn't want to be obvious about who she was really looking out for, so she spent her life pretending to be a beautiful person that cared about other people's best interest before her own. That would defer any suspicion people might have about her to someone else.
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim July 4, 2021
Cynic
He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.
Cynic by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Rose colored glasses
Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.
Rose colored glasses by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021