The dork thought everyone else did everything they did in life for show, reputation, control, or power, because she thought that everyone else was as narcissistic as her. She didn't get anything that wasn't a path to power or riches.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
The worst kind of game (or sport) is the one that seems designed to be taken seriously. Games (and sports) are the opposite of anything seeious, and there are already enough people in the world always wearing a silly looking game face, a kind of poker face that makes them look and sound more serious than they actually are.
Chess, checkers, they're both games. Warning shots, warning barks, anything with the word warning in front of it seems meant to be taken seriously, and yet that still doesn't mean they came from a serious person, any more than mandates, restrictions, or laws.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
Someone still trying to earn their local yokel stripes in their late 30's instead of being themself.
The poseur was a big fish in a small pond back in the small town he was from, where he was a known town bully, and he expected the locals in others places to treat him not only as one of their own, but as the big fish there. He was the kind of guy that robbed a boutique store for female's clothing and sold it back to unsuspecting females to try and get respect from people that didn't even know him, trying to make a name for himself.
by The Original Agahnim December 13, 2021
There is no responsible scientific attitude, scientists that have been scientists a long time still guess a lot and do a lot of things to fuck with people's lives by trial and error.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
by The Original Agahnim August 04, 2021
Someone that tries to talk in a dock worker language but has the soul of a perpetual college student or bubble pop adolescent.
The poseur called her husband Daniel Tosh Jr. pal, it didn't sound right because that wasn't her, and really it wasn't him either.
by The Original Agahnim December 05, 2021
First gentleman or first dude if he's not a gentleman is what the husband of a female president would be called. The primo uomo.
The first gentleman was as good at sports, cooking, welding, or sewing as those girls (his competitive sisters), and he straightened them right out.
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022