Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Dull
The view of the world that kindness is weakness is dull, because everybody has it. It's a cloned/copied view of the world rather than an original.
Something that everyone else does is dull, no matter how spicy, fiery, fiesty, quirky or anything else people call it instead of calling it what it really is.
Dull by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021
Plain
Someone that tries to make themself look colorful to many people because they are actually as dull as it gets when nobody is around.
The girl was a plain instigator and tried to be bossy with people when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look colorful and put upon/subserviant when there was a broad audience.
Plain by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021
Happy half hour
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
Happy half hour by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
Developers
Morons. The kind of people that want to bring new life something that hasn't even been around a long time (a hotel that has done well since it opened 20 years ago), though most structures they tend to call aging are not really old when you think of how long some buildings have been around (the Empire State Building, the Colosseum in Rome, the Pyramids come to mind).
The Developers would say or do anything to get what they wanted, a few more dollar signs out of something. They would say something that had been around 10 years and flourished was in need of new life or that they were going to magically transform it into something new and exciting, even though it wasn't needed, and a lot of people wouldn't have wanted anything new, they liked/loved it the way it was before it changed, before the developers fucked it up. Just like there were people that liked something until they called it a game changer, and fucked up everyone's best efforts that they put towards it.
Developers by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
Developers
The developers wanted to turn a hotel that was doing well until the pestilence, which didn't help any hotel, into an apartment complex. There was nothing new or original about their idea, just a lack of people to oppose them at a time when people were thought to be at their most vulnerable, especially people in the hotel business. It was an oppurtunistic time for some folks, including the developers, people making money off medical supplies, vaccines, masks, and so on.
Developers by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
Plastic shark
A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.
The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.
Plastic shark by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
Portal
Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.
Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.
Portal by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021