Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Mini hulk
The American team brought Mini Hulk in a suitcase so they wouldn't have to buy an extra plane ticket, and when they got to the competition, they would say something like Say Hallo to My Little Friend, and out of the suitcase Mini Hulk would climb before snatching up a world weightlifting record.
Mini hulk by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Governor Cuomo
He should have just let them impeach him and stayed defiant in office if he really wanted to stay in office. Trump is a clown and he still didn't resign, he didn't let anybody walk over him.
Governor Cuomo isn't a predator, he's just weak under pressure, now someone else has his job, thanks not just to others, but also to himself. He let other people get rid of him by not really taking a stand against anyone.
Governor Cuomo by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Hitler resistance weatherman
The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
Hitler resistance weatherman by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Redundant
A 6'6" person saying they were something other than tall as a kid is like a black guy saying he was white until he turned 18. What else could you have been even if you tried?
People would know a 6'6" person was always tall for their age as a kid without them having to explain it, the same way they would know a 4'10" person was always short for their age, even as a kid (unless they are one of those rare Guinness record books folks), so explaining it would be redundant.
Redundant by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Redundant
Somebody over 6'6" that feels the need to explain to other people that they were always tall for their age is like Danny DeVito trying to explain he was always short for his age. You hear about a midget who became a giant in the Guiness Book of World Records, but it's rare among most people. You don't hear somebody 4'10" say that they were tall for their age until they were about 7 or 8, then they felt like a midget after that. Most of the time if you see a spade, a spade is what it always was.
It's redundant to explain what is already visible and obvious, kind of like repeating something thousands of times.
Redundant by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Welcome
The bubbly girl was trying to offer and welcome people to somewhere and something that was never hers to offer or welcome anyone to, and never would be. She really thought she owned the place.
Welcome by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Welcome back
An arrogant thing for somebody not originally from a town to say to somebody that really is from the town.
It would be as arrogant and inflammatory for somebody not originally from California or New York to wecome somebody who really was from California or New York as it is for somebody not originally from a town to welcome somebody who really was originally from the town back to the town. When somebody is in their own home or town, they don't need a welcome back from anybody, and they never will.
Welcome back by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021