The Original Agahnim's definitions
The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Post peak yearsmug. The girl got a beanie with a crocheted visor to prove she didn't wear a beret and wasn't a snob, not because she actually delivered newspapers, magazines, phone books, or any other periodicals for work as a young boy/girl, a teenager, or even a 20 something, because she was a desperate poseur. She had actually always had more money than the people she was trying to make fun of, but wanted to look tougher because she thought she really was tougher.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Poseurmug. A female version of a male bitch. Someone that gets much tougher when a bunch of people are around (like a crowd).
The wavers were rolling 39 deep (like rabbits in springtime) in the back of the truck waving at people they secretly wanted to fight while the people they were waving at wondered what they were waving at and why they didn't just hop out the bed of the truck without hesitation at 39 deep, since the people they were waving at couldn't be civil with them (without getting treated like a man child, idiot, or retard) anyway.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
Get the Wavermug. The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.
by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021
Get the Mighty mouse girlmug. A way of saying you might be able to fuck somebody up, but you're not going to intimidate them any longer.
by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021
Get the Find out what?mug. The instigator was enticing people to get coronavirus vaccines with rewards (like donuts) to prove everyone else was as much of a sellout as her, that way she wouldn't have to be a sellout alone, she could be in it together with others. The difference between her and the ones that she did manage to trick into getting the vaccine is that some of them were actually serious about public health, and really did take it seriously (they weren't just saying they took it seriously in some public service announcement to make themselves look/sound like a serious person).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
Get the instigatormug. When a business owner doesn't enforce a mask mandate directly, but tries to intimidate a customer into wearing a mask by threatening them with trespassing charges if they don't comply with the mask mandate. You don't really have a right not to wear a mask if you can get arrested for trespassing for it, you have the illusion of a right not to wear a mask, and in reality you have no rights.
The owner of the business supported passive aggressive mask enforcement for customers, rather than handling anything himself/herself (without a gun).
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
Get the Passive aggressive mask enforcementmug.