Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Breaking down

A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.

Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Bearded lady

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

by The Original Agahnim August 08, 2021

Capricornese

Goat talk.

When she stopped talking Capricornese, the guards didn't know what she was saying.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Giraffe in the room

Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.

People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).

Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021