Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Power
The dork thought everyone else did everything they did in life for show, reputation, control, or power, because she thought that everyone else was as narcissistic as her. She didn't get anything that wasn't a path to power or riches.
Power by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Crate
The dork thought that everybody did everything they did in life for a reputation, because she didn't get why they might really do what they were doing. So she stacked a bunch of crates into a staircase and fell down hoping a few people would notice. Yay, how exciting and colorful is she to take to parties!
Crate by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Crate
Cratefallen must be falling down a crate staircase instead of getting kicked down a real one by your older brother the way you did as a kid, thinking you will get a reputation you never got as a kid by doing so.
The dork thought falling down a crate staircase would impress a few people around or make them laugh, but it wasn't long before they realized she wasn't really funny or impressive to be around, she just wanted someone's attention besides her own.
Crate by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Poser
Somebody that says they get something they really don't so that people will pay attention to them, as seeking attention is always part of their agenda.
The poser said she got something everyone else said they got so that she wouldn't be the only one among them that didn't get it, she would be part of their group, she would see herself as being in with the group, even if not everybody did see in her what she saw in herself, as not everyone was looking through the same narcissistic lens.
Poser by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Street smart
A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.
Street smart by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Poser
Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.
The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).
Poser by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Beer can
A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
Beer can by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021