The Original Agahnim's definitions

tattoos

Something even dorks get these days. They no longer indicate a badass individual, because they've been copied and replicated by so many people that nowadays instead of a few people having a tattoo, there's just a few people left that don't.

That cocky, plain 98 pound dork had tattoos all over her body and thought she could kick anyone's ass just like several million other people think these days. It's kind of like the trend where everyone thinks they are an ultimate fighter, a reality TV/game show badass, Bruce Lee reincarnated, or any variation of many different things people see on TV or youtube. What tattoos have become is not what tattoos were originally meant to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Supervisors

People that seem to be there to look after somebody, but are really there to extort them.

Charly's supervisors thought of him as a softhearted and gullible pushover, a weak person, an idiot that they should keep around to set them free from the stress of work with laughter (at his expense).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Find out what?

Another way of saying I might just be as feisty as you, who knows?

Find out what? Nobody is fucking around with you.

by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021

Lightweight

Somebody that is phased a bit more by a light amount of something.

The girl that thought she was Chyna, the pro wrestler, the one blocking the stairway and loudly asking everyone that wasn't out there with her what the hell is going on wasn't doing anything physically clumsy, but was still making the same kind of chaotic environment that somebody would make if they were stumbling around. Not everybody gets that way after a few drinks, so she must be a lightweight.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Poser

Someone from a town outside of a city that claims the city as her own to gain support/benefit from doing so, and to be inflammatory towards any people originally from the city that oppose her instead of compromise with her.

The bubbly girl was a poser that lied about every aspect of who she was and her life to make herself (her image) look put upon, like an underdog instead of a bully (since some people might unwittingly support or defend her that way).

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Coronavirus

A surface matter for the power struggle beneath the surface between the people trying to keep pulling the strings of the rest of the population that get their strings pulled right into a testing line or a vaccine line (or a slaughterhouse line for that matter, since a slaughterhouse is where sheep go).

The coronavirus was something that would get people's attention and distract them from continuing to fight what they were really fighting.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Crossbow

Kind of like a sideways bow and arrow, except with a firing mechanism instead of just the person's arm/hand.

Roberta Ford was always hiding in the bushes pretending to be hunting big game with a bow and arrow as a kid. In high school she shot another girl in the back of the head with a crossbow from the bleachers at a swim meet, thinking it would make her look badass or get her a badass image on TV. She was never right in the head.

by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022