The Original Agahnim's definitions

Dork

Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.

The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Dark Maul Naboo

An action figure that looks a lot like Dewey Cox's brother when Dewey Cox got done with him.

Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Representative

Someone people elect to make laws for them, since once they elect someone else to do it, the person thinks they are incompetent to live by their own laws.

If you don't vote, you don't have a representative, you are a representative.

by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021

Tornado

The bitter end result of the process of the sky spiralling downward and falling all the way to the ground.

The tornado left nothing to smile about, nature is just fucking miserable when it gets even with humans. If the grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry were really rooting for the people and not the tornado, they wouldn't keep following the storms around with their news cameras and their microphones, but they don't give a fuck about you any more than the people asking for donations. They give a fuck about convincing everyone they are still in control of the situation (maintaining power), and that's it.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

Mollycoddle

Someone that hears nothing but nice, positive things about themself all day long.

The politician had become a mollycoddle after years of people playing up to him/her. No wonder he/she blew his/her brains out all over rotten.com, there was nobody around him/her that would tell him/her what they really thought (as naive as it would be to do so).

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Napoleonette syndrome

A female trying to conquer the world.

Her Napoleonette syndrome wouldn't allow her to stop claiming places she wasn't originally from as her territory or trying to own all the people that were originally from there.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Corporation

A corporation isn't a democracy, because there is a hierarchy. As long as a hierarchy exists, everyone doesn't make the same money at work, everyone doesn't have the same power, because a hierarchy will not allow for that to happen. How much of a boost for people's morale is it really to know that there is a hierarchy and if some people are not in control of it, they want to discard the old one and start a new, fresh one. (not to really bring justice and equality to all, that's been the lie that many have used to rise to power while the world is still as fucked up and unjust as it ever was today, but to benefit from their claims of things that sound good to the masses)

A corporation is not much of a democracy, though it's said to be and supposed to be, in actuality it's closer to a feudal system where the people that feed the masses don't really have to give a fuck about them.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022