The Original Agahnim's definitions

Unhilarious

Something that isn't funny, even if you get it.

The guy told his Sagittarian wife she was being silly in an unhilarious kind of way.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Grief tragedy sympathy industry

Cops learn that if they break down and cry to a shrink after using their weapons, they get support, and both cops and civilians that know they will be on TV know just how to break down at the right time and "express" sorrow for what they did, thinking that will make them less wrong. When was the last time you heard a cop or a civilian that shot an unarmed protestor or black guy say

"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.

Something you never hear on TV's grief tragedy sympathy industry-

Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!

Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Poser

A yuppie that calls other people yuppies.

The girl was a poser from another town, but still called other people not from the town she was in yuppies. She didn't want to be known as one of them, or as being with them.

by The Original Agahnim June 29, 2021

Teacher's little spy

The kid that spies on other kids for an authority such as a teacher or law enforcement.

The outsider lied about nobody including her teacher wanting her there. She was once her 3rd grade teacher's little spy (back when she was an insider at home) that stayed at her apartment with her to report anything and everything there was to report about her classmates to her teacher, no wonder her classmates didn't want her there. She had always done the same thing with her brother, reporting anything and everything there was to report about him to her mother or any authority figure that would pay her the attention she sought constantly.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Udaho

The state with the largest population of antimormons.

For the original female antimormon settlers that founded the religion, Udaho was the place to be.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.

If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

risky

Living is risky to yourself and others, so is driving a car and many other things people do every day. Life is worth losing, especially since you don't have much choice as to whether you will die or not. It should be your choice whether you spend the rest of your years behind a mask taking orders, or making your own orders for yourself, and trusting in yourself enough to keep going. Though driving a car is hazardous to yourself and others, most people still don't kill themselves or anyone else in an auto accident even once in their lifetime. Accidents might be one of the leading causes of death, but there are still many times more drivers on the road that make it home every night to see their families.

Life is risky, so pausing it or stopping it won't prevent or cure death, you are already on your way there like everyone else alive, everyone that ever was alive in the past, and everyone that ever will be alive. People hundreds of years ago once thought they were the future, making the world a better place and look how fucked up it is today with all that they did thinking they would make it better. Humans are the only species arrogant enough to think they could make the world better than it already is, since even if there was a place like paradise, humans would still try to change it or make it a better place (than it was made to be long before they were there).

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021