They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.
The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Get the Analytics mug.What the developer was saying wasn't a cool counterpoint, it was as cool as penguin shit. The neighborhood was cool and diverse the way it was before the developer came in trying to fuck with and gentrify it, before the respect for the people of the neighborhood was overran, and before the people were left without much choice but to fight or flee. Not everyone was going to flee like the developers wanted, no matter how much rent or housing/living costs went up, trying to price them out.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Get the Cool counterpoint mug.If someone was intent on seeking out the next Adam Lanza or someone like him, and they started their search with some guys on Lay Z Boy recliners, they're not going to come up with much. The more motivated the person, the more likely they are to act on the inherent capability/capacity that all humans have to kill. (We are all born serial killers deep below the surface facades, it's a matter of how likely someone is to act on it.) Serial killers and criminals aren't lazy people, they are motivated, perhaps excessively so.
Adam Lanza wasn't likely the kind of prick that spent a lot of time laying around or stoned as a teenager, he was likely a little bit too motivated internally for that.
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The shallow machine loved to call everyone but himself/herself heartless, thinking that everyone was uglier inside than him/her, and had an uglier heart.
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The right people never get hurt as long as a female that nobody would miss is living comofortably and unbothered off her dead husband's money (a husband she had assassinated), nobody to haunt her the rest of her life (since females especially are reluctant to do it) to other females, but quick to try and do it to males).
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