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Nightmare Olympics

10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.
For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.
by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021
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Weightlifting

Weightlifting, like bullfighting, or jumping tires on one of those horse heads on sticks, might be fun enough to some people that they try to make a sport or competition out of it, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less silly.
Weightlifting might be something people one day do while riding a pony on an obstacle course, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less of a silly idea, especially since the pony didn't sign itself up for it.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
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Piggyfront

He/she wanted to ride piggyfront all the way to the beach even though they were from Colorado. By the time they reached Kansas, they realized why people usually ride piggyback after several days of neither one of them getting a chance to brush their teeth.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
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Poseur

Someone that is not who they say they are.
The poseur called the skyline of the state capital their skyline, (as she wasn't originally from the state capital, and it really was their skyline, the people originally from the state capital) but convienently neglected to call the skyline of the state's largest city their skyline too, (as she wasn't originally from the state's largest city either, and it really was their skyline, the people originally from the state's largest city) instead calling it "our" skyline to make herself appear to be less of an outsider to locals she was trying to walk all over by benefitting from being seen as one of their own (though she was not, she wasn't who she said she was).
by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022
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Queen

Someone somebody recognizes as a queen.
She wasn't my queen or anybody else's here. Move the statue of the real queen from the original spot, the queen still lives on in the people originally from the city. Only females originally from the city were queens there, any other females were just guests, welcome or unwelcome.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Naive

Most people think naive is the same as weak but it's not. Naive is trusting when you have no good reason to, wheras weak is betraying someone's trust.
If he/she hadn't been so naive, he/she might still be alive. It wasn't foolishness on his/her end that got him/her killed, it was naivety.
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
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Hero complex

Someone that portrays themself as a hero.
The first responder was always the first one there, and though nobody questioned his/her hero complex, there weren't too many other people that wanted the world to burn.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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