Free pass

A pass where nobody questions somebody and assumes they are exactly who they say they are, and do exactly what they say they do.
The cultish bubbly girl had a free pass to the town for long enough. She had grown up nearby and spent enough time there that she thought nobody there still had a right to stand up to her. She had the benefit of being from a small town nearby, which almost made her seem like someone originally from the town to newcomers and outsiders (who she didn't tell she was also an outsider, they thought she was the one to ask anything about anything getting around town, the one with the streetwise image, the one that had nothing to hide), while playing the (older generation) people that really were originally from the town (usually against each other). She was actually friendly with no one, but wanted herself to look warm and friendly to everyone she was busy as the devil playing.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).
by The Original Agahnim November 08, 2021
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Blue aliens

Aliens with giant mandibles that cannot tell a lie they aren't getting paid to tell.
The blue aliens started recruiting and programming the minds of those kids at a young age.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Vaccine

Their are a lot of people that never got a vaccine to polio, and they never got polio, just like there are a lot of people that saw the movie Jaws that never got eaten or even bitten by a shark. The shark in the movie Jaws was plastic, most sharks in real life avoid contact with people, as people (especially fisherman) are more of a threat to their numbers/populations than they ever will be to ours. People who think any reference to sharks in movies or in real life are really metaphors to describe them or other people are morons, sharks and people are two different animals.
A gunshot or a stab wound is different than a vaccine. A doctor that tells people he/she shouldn't be questioned about vaccines because he treats gunshot or stab wounds should be questioned just like everyone else, including people saying their are microchips in vaccines on Facebook. The reason being unlike someone that goes to a doctor with a hole someone can see daylight through, most people getting vaccines this year don't really need to be at a doctor's office in the first place, because they are not sick and they are not going to get sick (and they don't have a hole in them somebody can see daylight through). Sure, hundreds of thousands of people dead is a high number of people, but there are billions of people still alive, and most of them never got sick. Despite the low overall rate of infection for most people, there are few people left that have not yet panicked or changed their lives since the pandemic began, which is disturbing. It shows how much control some entities have gained over people's lives by taking advantage of a perceived worldwide emergency. The coronavirus is no more a hoax than being struck by lightning or getting in an auto accident, and the danger is absolutely real. Do most people stop walking outside or driving because of it, or do they start putting on a motorcycle helmet every time they get behind the wheel of car?
by The Original Agahnim October 04, 2021
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Explosion

Explosions are not usually a good thing, even if they are economic.
It would be good for the people if there was no explosion, just like it would be good for the oil spill out in the middle of the ocean if there was no explosion there.
by The Original Agahnim January 05, 2022
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Cover up

If a cover up was transparent, or easy to see through, it wouldn't be a good cover up.
The people behind the cover up were good at what they did, so of course it wasn't transparent. The entire point of what they were doing was to keep people from connecting A to B.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
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Role

Once you get past places like Newark to places like Winnetka or Winter Park, describing yourself as a street kid, even if you're an actor in a TV show or movie portraying a character that isn't you, is starting to sound silly. These are not places guys like Tupac grew up, so it makes the authenticity of a character or role questionable. Actors do portray people other than themselves for a living, but their most memorable roles tend to be the ones closest to who they really are at heart, otherwise the authenticity and sincerity of the character is off if it's there at all.
Playing a role or character that isn't anything like you isn't relatable to anybody, and it doesn't do anybody any good. It keeps people from seeing what kind of character this person would really be if they were authentic, which traps a person's head rather than freeing up space to think, no matter how liberating or authentic the person claims to be.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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