Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Facebook 

If facebook is as harmful as some claim that it is, why would they wait 15 years after it started to make the claims? It's been the same company, same website with a few updates every now and then.

Facebook was never the healthiest way for someone to spend hours of their day, even back in 2008. So what is the point in waiting until 2021 to bring up what was obvious then. The reality is the user controls how much time they spend on Facebook, not Mark Zuckerburg or Facebook. If the user doesn't spend an unhealthy amount of time on facebook by using a little self control, then it's hard to see how facebook is inherently harmful. People once said the same thing about video games, and it works the same way, if the user spends hours of every day playing video games, of course they are creating health problems, both mental and physical. If the user has any self control, it's hard to see how video games are harming anybody.

Facebook by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021

Sheep fucker 

A guy that would fuck anything.

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!

Sheep fucker by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Quack 

If someone tells somebody wearing a seatbelt isn't using enough caution, common sense, or good judgment, that they need to have on a motorcycle helmet and biochemical suit, and a bunch of other things not required for a trip to the grocery store, wouldn't their definition of common sense be as questionable as everyone else's? And if it would, wouldn't the same thing apply to wearing masks, getting vaccines, and doing everything else they are told to do before they can resume their lives?

Resuming life, unpausing life, might require a little standing or even fighting. Otherwise, people are going to keep getting told when they can resume life by the same people telling them what they have to do next to do so. A lot of livelihoods have already been lost as businesses closed, those livelihoods aren't guaranteed to come back some day without a fight. A doctor that can't be questioned about whether or not they are a quack is like a religious leader that can't be questioned about whether or not they are a charlatan. There is no one person alive, male or female, that isn't questionable.

Quack by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Vaccine 

Their are a lot of people that never got a vaccine to polio, and they never got polio, just like there are a lot of people that saw the movie Jaws that never got eaten or even bitten by a shark. The shark in the movie Jaws was plastic, most sharks in real life avoid contact with people, as people (especially fisherman) are more of a threat to their numbers/populations than they ever will be to ours. People who think any reference to sharks in movies or in real life are really metaphors to describe them or other people are morons, sharks and people are two different animals.

A gunshot or a stab wound is different than a vaccine. A doctor that tells people he/she shouldn't be questioned about vaccines because he treats gunshot or stab wounds should be questioned just like everyone else, including people saying their are microchips in vaccines on Facebook. The reason being unlike someone that goes to a doctor with a hole someone can see daylight through, most people getting vaccines this year don't really need to be at a doctor's office in the first place, because they are not sick and they are not going to get sick (and they don't have a hole in them somebody can see daylight through). Sure, hundreds of thousands of people dead is a high number of people, but there are billions of people still alive, and most of them never got sick. Despite the low overall rate of infection for most people, there are few people left that have not yet panicked or changed their lives since the pandemic began, which is disturbing. It shows how much control some entities have gained over people's lives by taking advantage of a perceived worldwide emergency. The coronavirus is no more a hoax than being struck by lightning or getting in an auto accident, and the danger is absolutely real. Do most people stop walking outside or driving because of it, or do they start putting on a motorcycle helmet every time they get behind the wheel of car?

Vaccine by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Dumbo ears 

Floppy ears.

He/she has dumbo ears.

Dumbo ears by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Belief

Whether your belief is correct or incorrect according to someone else's information, you still stand for it if it's what you believe to be true, since the alternative is falling for anything anybody else tells you, whether it be the government, healthcare, scientists, the media, or somebody you never met on facebook.

Nobody should try to dissuade or discourage somebody from a belief. At least there are still a few people still resisting the urge to fall back in line for a vaccine even when they're outnumbered by people in line to do what they are told to do next.

Belief by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Vaccine resistance 

Vaccine resistance isn't about people believing vaccines are laced with something other than the vaccine itself for everybody, it is about people that know that rules and laws coming from someone other than themselves are not more credible than what they know to be true. A medical or science degree doesn't make one person smarter than another, they've either invested more money in (or had their mother and father invest more money in) an education for themselves, that doesn't make them more responsible or informed people than any unvaccinated person. Doctors and scientists are as capable of spreading misinformation as anybody on facebook, yet for some reason people listen to them because they have convinced people that they need them, and hence people give them authority they don't give people on social media or anywhere else for that reason.

If vaccine resistance is what a person knows to be right to stand for, listening to a doctor tell them why it's wrong is a good way to fall for anything a doctor, a scientist, or anybody else says. There is money being made off mask sales, and there is money being made off vaccines, whether free vaccines are being given out or not to persuade more people to get one. The end result will still be the government/healthcare/science/media and related fields having more control of people's lives than they already do, and they've almost completely overrun most people's autonomy to become a near totalitarian state, claiming that things will get better if people give them just a little bit more control of their lives than they already have. Already anybody that disagrees with these folks is someone they want to make a fool in the eyes of the masses to gain support from the masses and eliminate any resistance that is left. They can control most people some of the time, but they can't control everyobe all the time.

Vaccine resistance by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021