The Original Agahnim's definitions

Shallow

Someone that seems fun or exciting on the surface (at least to some people, not all), but doesn't really care how many they lose or what the people look like that they lose (black, yellow, brown, white, alien) as long as they win beneath the surface.

People thought the shallow girl really cared about the causes posted all over the signs in people's yards that she was behind creating, or the rallies and protests over causes related to incidents she was behind orchestrating, but in reality, she cared only about having the power to walk all over people that stood up to her and taking anything people didn't say yes to giving/sharing with her, as the word no was not an option for them to choose in her mind. That, and dollar signs.

by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021

Howard

The name of the duck that stood between the alien invasion and Earyh.

Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Red thumb

The ability to make plants die.

The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Coronavirus

There are two kinds of people in the way they think of the coronavirus, there are the ones that defend every mandate, rule, or law an entity such as the government or healthcare makes, and there are the ones that defend life as it always was before the pandemic. As with any divide in society, there are going to be people trying to play all sides of any divide, pretending to be friendly with all while not really being friendly with any.

He/she saw dollar signs in the coronavirus while everyone else saw either no choice but to follow orders, or a fight to keep from losing everything.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Griping

Griping at somebody, whining.

Girl that went from a griping gang life to aspiring to be a surgeon- So and so was a jerk/pee pee head/poo poo head to me today and I hate him.
Surgeon- Quit griping, you're going to want your patients anesthetized if you're going to spend all your time telling the people you work with about who was mean to you today, or who you hate, since the patients are not going to trust you with a scalpel if they can hear what you're saying.

by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021