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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Someone more desperate than anybody to prove to others that they are a wonderful, colorful person.
The poseur worked hard at being loose all her life, so that people would like/love her. She always said she didn't care what anybody thought, or preached to everyone about how they should all be themselves and stop trying to prove they were good people, but really she was more desperate than anybody to convince others she didn't care what anybody thought. There were those of them that could see through the rungs in her ladder, as she could see through the rungs in theirs.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

language 

A way of hiding the truth or bullshitting people, a facade of words.
He hated being around girls like Beyonce, because he always had to be sub serviant around them and speak their language. He had to do everything for them, all their dirty work, while their image was all people's eyes were on.
language by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

climate change 

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.
The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?
Someone that has to have a camera on them at all times to prove they are who they claim to be.
The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.
Poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Shell shocked 

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.
Someone that is not who they say/think they are.
The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirro and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself, but they were looking at her spirit and not her appearance, and all they saw was a plain and bossy poser that everyone had tried to keep from drowning her entire life.
Poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Someone that thinks they are a lot spookier/scarier than they actually are.
The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.
Poser by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021