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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.
Back when we were kids, we played football in our neighborhoods with no helmets, pads, or rules and it wasn't abuse, it was a good time. A kid that went home from a soccer game or a baseball game with a few bruises or called a few names had a good time that day. Some people want to turn these kids in this generation into the same mollycoddles they were as kids by calling everything abuse. They don't even give a fuck about these kids, but they want their public service narrative to read that they are keeping them out of harms way.
Calling kids coming home with bruises after a sports game abuse is robbing them of their childhoods. Just like kids are supposed to fight, they are supposed to kick each other playing soccer.
abuse by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021

two hundred percent 

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?
Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.

Double standard 

A different standard for one person or group than another.
The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.
Where two opposite things are equal in that neither one superior to the other, and yet neither are the same (since equal is literally the same/has to be the same thing for them to be equal).
It's almost like male lives are cheaper than female lives since there are double standards in what females are allowed to do to all sexes, and yet not all sexes can do them in return to females. Kind of like having universal donor and universal recipient blood types, it's one-sided and not duality.
Duality by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
Something that makes things multiple times more difficult than it would otherwise be, such as a female gang member being the one to pull a switchblade knife on somebody, because then you're trying to disarm her without causing any real major injury, but there's nothing you're not allowed to do to a guy including take a life, as long as you're ready to lose your own in the process.
Females get to throw guys curveballs that not all sexes get to throw (kind of like they are above human), and nobody is really allowed to question or even talk about it being unfair or a double standard, but everyone is expected to still treat all sexes as human (with nobody above human).
Curveball by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

Liquid shits 

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.