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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

The white rapper that got to take his stilts with him in jail, they liked the stilts so much.
Nobody fucked with 4 seezins in jail, that dude looked about 8 foot 20.
One of two white rappers named after a hotel, unless Rittz named himself after crackers instead.
People thought 4 seezins was larger than life, so he would walk out on a stage wearing stilts.
Something some people want to change.
Most people didn't really think much about what all the moon did for the oceans, or why, but they thought it was a good thing the moon was around. Except the dork girl that wanted to blow it straight to Jupiter, since the rubble would start to orbit around Jupiter and bring Jupiter more attention via pictures. It would bring her more money and relevance/power if they gave her the money, and she even claimed that she would match every dollar they paid her, since that would just be more money for her.
Moon by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
The kind of person that wants to break traditions (not rules, traditions) to make a new order/new world (a new normal) to things is the kind of inventive person that wanted to walk in the water the live power line was down in after the storm, even though 50 less inventive/brave people had decided their tradition of not doing shit like that was keeping them and their family out of trouble, even if the brave and inventive one drew plenty of attention and interest when people heard about what he/she did. It wasn't that other people weren't as curious to know what an adventure into an electric environment would feel like for a few seconds, they just knew they were going to have other shit to do afterwards, and didn't have time to break the tradition along with the one adventurous one.
New is something that comes naturally over time. If you force yourself to get a new car before you really need one, you have done more than you needed to do. Change is like that, things don't need to change because someone wants things to change right now, since the things worth having are natural changes and not forced changes.
New by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Tradition 

Violence is a tradition the country started from, yet it keeps going on. Everything happens for a reason, whether people understand the reason or not, and traditions are no different. That is why people don't keep listening when somebody says they want to change everything and start a new age, and there's a reason they don't. It took unconventional minds for people to have planes and airports, and it took unconventional moves for sports to become what they are to watch or play nowadays from what they were, but there wouldn't be tournaments if there were no traditions, and nothing traditional left.
You don't abandon tradition because somebody has an unconventional idea.
The same way a new friend should never expect you to change, or for you to change/abandon old friends for them, someone that expects your city or neighborhood, or anything in it to change for them was never a friend of your city or neighborhood, and was never on anybody's side there.
Change is never really as necessary as some peole claim that it is. You're always going to add new things to your life, but you're a fool if you abandon the old for the new. There would be no new without the old (without your original friends, you wouldn't know what a friend was to find a new one).
Change by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
Something people can do on their own two feet, without a guide. People that want to do a tour of an area on foot don't need a museum to take them on one, that is silliness. People go to a museum to go a museum and see exhibits, and that isn't going to change because of new technology. Museums are the places go to view a Timex watch in a digital age, that's the point of having museums.
If people want to walk around from site to site, they can do that, it's cheaper than a bus tour or carriage tour, which is why a lot of people go on a walking tour of somewhere. It's never been anything a museum should have to feel responsible for, people can look at exhibits and pictures while they're in a museum, and they can see what's still there on their own time, the way they always have done things. As with friends, you don't abandon the old to make way for the new because someone tries to push or force change on you, since a new friend that expects you to abandon all your old friends and change was never really your friend.