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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Questioned 

Didn't readily accept everything they heard or were told by the media or other sources, thought for themselves about something.
Bad things would happen to any male that even questioned whether the girl was really raped, or whether anybody would really rape/want to rape her, or whether they found her attractive or not (regardless of what other guys thought), since to do so was to question her authoritie. She must not have liked anyone of the opposite sex challenging her authoritie too much, since that made it harder for her to dominate members of the opposite sex. If a guy said he was raped, nobody would hesitate to question it or laugh at him, since guys aren't special or remarkable.

Red and green 

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.
Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.

Welcome mat 

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.

Serotonin donor 

The piece of shit thought the serotonin donor was there to say something funny instead of to let him/her know that he/she needed to tone his/her bullshit down.

Communities of color

Something you only see after taking a hallucinogenic substance.
The guys drank some peyote tea and went through the Indian village, seeing communities of color, reds, blues, yellows, pinks, and oranges, all the colors of a true rainbow, since a rainbow isn't off whites, peaches, beiges, tans, bronzes, caramels, golden browns, light browns, browns, and dark browns (those aren't true colors).

Mindlessly macho 

The kind of person (not always male) that does things like hit themself in the head with a beer can until it flattens, or with a beer bottle to feel something. They might identify as a jock or as a machine, but the difference between them and other people that have also played sports is they don't know how to turn their own switch off, they are too busy trying to flip somebody else's switch on and off all the time.
He/she was mindlessly macho, always trying to outmacho or outtough the next guy.

Allstate wrestler

A guy that won't take no for an answer when it comes to getting insurance.
That's Matt the Allstate wrestler, he doesn't like it when people don't buy insurance. His coworkers remember him pinning a guy to the ground as a young man for trying to steal insurance, and the guy almost got away.