The Omnipotent Seal's definitions

Locke

(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Seinfeldien

In reference to a conversation or person who conversates about nothing. Just like on the show Seinfeld.

This is a very Seinfeldien subject, the examination of the quantum possibilties of a Pop-Tart.

He is a major Seinfeldien.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

net nerd

any opinionated smart ass who thinks because he has the power of anonymity he can flaunt his opinions without reprocucions

I think you should know a few of these people.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Anna Nicole Smith

Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life.

See also Dumb Blonde

by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

wackjob

A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.

Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

antiwar protestor

Somebody willing to look ahead to see the dark, bleak road based upon the fear the government has instilled on its own people and rebel. Somebody who realizes that this war is more than it seems. Somebody making use of the forgotten First Admendment. An honorable miniority whose selective arrests should be grieved for as much as the honorable giving their lives.

America is and never will the same...

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

Loungerific

an adjective for something that has ample lounging ability. Though it can used in reference to Russians.

Loungerific Russians!

This leather recliner is so loungerific.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003